Not salmon

I had this random craving for salmon. I drove to the store, imagining exactly how I'll make it, trying to figure out if I had all the ingredients.

When I got to the store, the deli guy was offering samples of this breaded tenderized pork.

Anyway, long story short, I had breaded tenderized pork for dinner. Also I am never eating brussel sprouts again. Whatever health benefit they're supposed to offer, I think I'm set for a while.