I like this for two reasons. No, three reasons.
1. It's a Riesling. I've a thing for Rieslings. Also, I found that it goes surprisingly well with spicy seafood.
2. It's a cat. A blue cat. It also comes in pink cat and red cat.
3. You can "strangle it". As I am typing this, Cat is nuzzling to my hand, meowing at me, and biting me to get me to scratch her. But I can't strangle Cat. I can, however, hold the wine bottle around the neck tightly, and threaten Cat with it.